Smash The Patriarchie
Smash The Patriarchie
Smash The Patriarchie

Smash The Patriarchie

Regular price $35.00 Sale

Archie Andrews is not worthy of Betty's heartbreaks or Ronnie's seething jealousy. Betty was better off with books and Veronica was better off with fashion. They should’ve ditched that indecisive douche and dated cooler boys in other towns. Or better yet, they should have dated each other. Smash the Patriarchie, folks!

The deets: Triblend - 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon, soft and lightweight 7.85 oz tee. Semi-fitted, curved tulip hem. For longer wear, wash in cold with like colors and air dry. 

The fit for real: Britsky is wearing a large, which is relaxed enough to disguise a muffin top (or a bag of cheeseburgers), but still fitted enough to feel femme. Super comfy and best of all – for a lightweight tee it isn't sheer. T-shirt bras look smooth underneath, cheeseburgers will look greasy. 

Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL  

Might recommends ordering a size larger than what you typically wear.

For local Calgary orders please contact me for pickup and no shipping fees!